The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Dear Mr. Wine and Mrs. Margarita,

I’ve been known to enjoy the company of the both of you. However, this Christmas I am taking antibiotics. And per the pharmacist, we cannot all spend a happy holiday together. Yes, I specifically asked about you. So please stop finding your way into my Christmas gifts. Please and thank you.

Love, Me

P.S. I’m free to hang out on Thursday.

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